snlofficial:

when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is

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android18:

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meanwhile at tumblr headquarters

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fullmetalforce64:

baconbandersnatch:

pippa6100:

I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr

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Well I’ll be dimmadamned.

I’m DimmaDONE

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rneerkat:

rneerkat:

whats a librarians favorite color

read

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legolast:

my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”

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dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

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french:

I need sex asap

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